Snail racing league

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06/15/2018 at 16:55 • Filed to: Turbo thoughts from a GTI owner

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This ad was in a trade magazine, and I explained to my wife that car enthusiasts sometimes call turbos “snails” due to the shape, so I could imagine this for an all-turbo car competition.

GEICO didn’t count on someone like me to willfully believe.

Happy Friday!


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Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
06/15/2018 at 17:23

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And here I thought someone had finally started a league for me to race my wife’s Crosstrek in.

...or BRZs.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
06/15/2018 at 17:29

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Not only is snail racing real, it’s eminently thrilling.

Just watch and be amazed:


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
06/15/2018 at 17:41

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Does Geico’s marketing department ever even fucking google anything they think up? It may not be SRANA but c’mon it was like the 3rd hit.

http://www.snailracing.net/


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
06/15/2018 at 17:47

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FIAT racing league!!..........

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